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Sunday, September 20, 2009

ffdfs

(9:18:13 AM) Pete: yik nam
(9:25:16 AM) Pete: i was LOW BAKC paining lisla, roger x
(9:25:21 AM) Pete: and her phone was vibrating
(9:25:35 AM) Pete: so In the process of low back pain- i was like " hey someone is texting you"
(9:25:37 AM) Pete: HAHHAHAHAHAHH
(9:25:46 AM) Pete: and i kept low bakc paininging


Sunday, June 07, 2009

ring ring.

ring ring

i pick up

"Hello?"  i say
"is this megan?"  she say
"no...." i say
"oh sorry" she say"
"but i am getting an operation tomorrow NAH SAYIN" i say.




Thursday, May 07, 2009

Pete: i'm going fri-wed.
Phil D.: how come
Pete: how come till wed?
Pete: well cause ray roger there
Pete: so i dont wna jus go there 2 days and come back up
Pete: at least, chill a bit, eat a few more meals u know
Phil D.: o
Phil D.: why going friday
Pete: duno.
Phil D.: o
Phil D.: nevemrind
Phil D.: ur flying
Pete: yeah hoe.
Phil D.: wait its in the morning though right
Phil D.: or at night
Pete: me flying?
Pete: 2pm
Pete: i should change it to thu nite
Pete: so i hve friday to study in the mroning
Phil D.: word

Pete: yeh
Pete: haha
Pete: good thing about expensive tickets
Pete: when i chang eit
Pete: the price was already full price
Pete: so they can't get me again
Pete: HAHA SUCKAS!!!
Pete: hahaha wait, i'm the sucka huh? hAHAHAHah
Phil D.: haha
Phil D.: yea


Sunday, May 03, 2009

facebook status

Jean

"can't believe my condo's HOA is raised to over 700/month. ARGHhhh!!!!!! It's recession, shouldn't labor be cheaper?  - 10:30pm   (HOA fees, to cut garden, keep shit looking nice)

urban tea
"they had to import other ppl to do the gardening other than the mexicans, due to swine flu."  - 10:40pm

urban tea

"was that overboard??"  - 10:41pm


Saturday, May 02, 2009

CONTACT LENSES

 YOYO,

CHECK THIS

I  was at my friends contact lenses/ glasses store the other day, gettin my free samples n shit.  In walks 2 cats, they are sales reps for contact lenses. We were talkin about brands and shit and i was like.

i said. "So, what about LASIK?  They like your big competitors?"  i said.
he said.  "Nah, we own them." he said
i said.  "...own them....like...on a BUSINESS level.....or on a STREET level?"
he said.  "No dude, we really own them." 
i said.   "oh word."

g-unit.



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